If anyone knows me from MSN Messenger, they would notice that that's my "handle". A few years ago, my daughter Natalie sent me an e-mail about getting a new fun name. The e-mail contained 3 lists and the idea was to use the third letter of your first name and use the word corresponding to that letter as your new first name. In that e-mail it then went on to say that you use the second letter of your surname to get the second name from the second list, and the fourth letter to give you the third name from the third list. These lists come from the children's book Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants.
According to the method of name choosing from the e-mail, my new name was Snotty Cootie Nose. In the book (which I bought today) it tells you to use the FIRST letter of your first name for your new first name, the FIRST letter of your surname for the second list and the LAST letter or your surname for the third name. Using that method, I would be Snotty Waffle Nose (my surname is only 4 letters long). I prefer the first method, but you have a look at the lists and choose which method you think gives you the better name. I'm guessing that whoever sent out the e-mail originally didn't like the result from the method in the book, so changed it to give him/her a better name.
Here are the lists.
List 1.
A = Stinky B = Lumpy C = Buttercup
D = Gidget E = Crusty F = Greasy
G = Fluffy H = Cheeseball I = Chim-Chim
J = Poopsie K = Flunky L = Booger
M = Pinky N = Zippy O = Goober
P = Doofus Q = Slimy R = Loopy
S = Snotty T = Falafal U = Dorky
V = Squeezit W = Oprah X = Skipper
Y = Dinky Z = Zsa-Zsa
List 2.
A = Diaper B = Toilet C = Giggle
D = Bubble E = Girdle F = Barf
G = Lizard H = Waffle I = Cootie
J = Monkey K = Potty L = Liver
M = Banana N = Rhino O = Burger
P = Hamster Q = Toad R = Gizzard
S = Pizza T = Gerbil U = Chicken
V = Pickle W = Chuckle X = Tofu
Y = Gorilla Z = Stinker
List 3.
A = Head B = Mouth C = Face
D = Nose E = Tush F = Breath
G = Pants H = Shorts I = Lips
J = Honker K = Butt L = Brain
M = Tushie N = Chunks O = Hiney
P = Biscuits Q = Toes R = Buns
S = Fanny T = Sniffer U = Sprinkles
V = Kisser W = Squirt X = Humperdink
Y = Brains Z = Juice.
Using either method ( or both if you choose), what is your new name?
For knitting content: Looking at the sock I am knitting, I have decided the colours are a bit too feminine for my dad, so once again I get a pair of socks. I have bought some pure wool sock yarn on E-bay in grey's and burgundy which will knit up into stripes. I think my Dad will really like these
colours. I tried to take a photo of the half finished sock, but my camera went flat, so You'll have to wait till I get some new batteries.
Happy knitting everyone.





























